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Agnus Day

The Lectionary Comic Strip
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Joke of the Week

Three preachers were driving down the road when they missed a turn and went into the ditch. As they pulled themselves together, a drunk pulled up and asked if they were all right.
“Oh, yes, Jesus is with us,” one replied.
The drunk thought that over for a minute. “Well, you’d better let him get in with me, ’cause you’re going to kill him!”

Old Preacher Joke

Q: Who came out ahead, Jonah or the big fish?
A: The big fish. He got all the prophet (profit).