The Laugh Gallery
The Lectionary Comic Strip
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Joke of the Week
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi wanted to see who’s best at his job. So each one goes into the woods, finds
a bear, and attempts to convert it. Later, they all get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first Communion.”
“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy Word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”
They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.
Old Preacher Joke
Q: Who came out ahead, Jonah or the big fish?
A: The big fish. He got all the prophet (profit)