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Agnus Day

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This Bible Cartoon features the story of Jonah in the Belly of the Big Fish

Cartoon of the Week

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Jonah 3:1-5

Joke of the Week

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”.
The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”
The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”

Old Preacher Joke

Q: Who came out ahead, Jonah or the big fish?
A: The big fish. He got all the prophet (profit).