The Laugh Gallery
Agnus Day
The Lectionary Comic Strip
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The Cartoon Gospels
Salt and Light
The Back Pew
Toon Fever
Reverend Fun
Old Preacher Joke of the Week
An elderly woman had just returned home from an evening church service when she realized there was an intruder in her home. Seeing that he was in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, the lady yelled “Stop! Acts 2:38!”
Hearing her, the burglar stopped dead in his tracks and stood motionless. The woman calmly called the police and explained what was going on.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, “Why did you just stand there? All the lady did was yell a Bible verse at you.”
“Bible verse?” said the burglar, “She said she had an ax and two 38’s!”
Weekly Bible Riddle
Q. How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
A. By his net income.