The Laugh Gallery
Agnus Day
The Lectionary Comic Strip
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The Cartoonist
Salt and Light
The Back Pew
Toon Fever
Reverend Fun
Old Preacher Joke of the Week
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi wanted to see who’s best at his job. So each one goes into the woods, finds
a bear, and attempts to convert it. Later, they all get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first Communion.”
“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy Word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”
They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”
Weekly Bible Riddle
Q: What was Moses’ wife, Zipporah, known as when she’d throw dinner parties?
A: “The hostess with the Moses.”